Hannah and Jason get married

The final wedding!! After a fenzied drive down to Wiltshire and after asking a geezer in a tractor where the bloody church was, we made it to the wedding of Hannah Elizabeth Barnett and Jason Edmund Brian Kneen.

It was also great to see Paula and Arnaud, what a blast from the past. I had to restrain myself from rushing to the nearest terminal and heading N,N,W,W,N,E,N,E and start plundering the pit.

After an 6 in a Golf trip back to Andover, it was off to sample the highlights that Andover had to offer. Emma tried a novel approach to navigating the always tricky "Getting past the bouncer when you're pissed" dilemma. Her strategy was disarmingly, if ineffectively honest. "How much have you had to drink?"........."I've had alot and that's my perogative". Outstanding. Still 3 weeks and 4 days to go before we have to stop taking the piss about that one. Not that my tactics when dealing with meatbag, little-hitler doormen are much more successful.

Emma also cried because the people in the kebab shop were being so horrible to the staff there, which I think is just testament to what a lovely person she is and also to the mental delinquency of tits who frequent kebab shops in small towns after midnight (ourselves excluded of course).

Boyzee and Jude also look to be going official about the successful union of man juice and lady egg, so congratulations to the Boyes!! Here's hoping that it's a trouble free pregnancy and that the child gets the looks from Jude.