"I would never, ever, read your Blog. In my most worrying and bored times on the Internet, I would rather happily vandalise the Wikipedia Entries of Kris "awooga" Akibussy and Daley Thompson than read about your life.
Monday - Got up. Some hair Fell out.
Tuesday - Got up. Some hair fell out.
Wednesday. Got up. Went to work. Went to see Hot Fuzz. Some hair fell out. Hot Fuzz good. Hair Loss, not so good.
Thursday. Some hair fell out.
Friday - Whoopdywhoo - Some hair fell out.
Saturday/Sunday - Did DIY. Some hair fell out."
I think I still have some convincing to do. Just to note, not much hair has fallen out today. At least it gives Bryan an outlet for his vitriol, which would otherwise be directed to his colleagues. And its spelt Kriss Kezie Uche Chukwu Duru Akabusi you twat.
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Well I find your site a joy to read. It's well written, amusing and interesting. Keep up the good work and tell Phil Jupitus to blow it up his arse!
Neil, don't waste your limited Evertonian Brain Cells on trying to understand the words on Tomma's website. Frigg yourself off to the following:
http://allgamers.co.uk/sg/viewtopic.php?t=25&sid=a400a0136db95fe21dc403fd704be2d8
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